Me, Jim Florentine & fellow metal-head Mike Piazza. We're all naked from the waist down!	No it's not two homeless guys - it's me and Artie Lang from the Stern Show.
Not too Motley after all: me and the Crue's Nikki Sixx.	Fellow vegetarian Geezer Butler & carnivore Vinny Appice on "That Metal Show"
Me and the best drummer in the world, Motorhead's Mikkey Dee.	I almost nailed Kelly Ripa, but friggin' Regis cockblocked me!
Kurt Russell begging me to be in Escape From LA - he couldn't afford me!	Me and Kevin James, the King Of Queens (not in Queens, obviously!)
With Slash on the set of "That Metal Show!"	Me, Mick from Slipknot and Jim Florentine. Pure Iowan Metal!
Me & WWE/Fozzy's Chris Jericho after an all night Steel Cage Drinking match.	Guitar God Steve Vai on "That Metal Show" - thanks for the record deal Steve!
I love my fans!!!	One of the greatest quarterbacks of all time. oh, and Dan Marino too!
One of the greatest living comics in the world...oh yeah, and Dice too!	"No, you have the last beer...I like my nose unbroken." Me & guitar bezerker Zakk Wylde.
Cocktails with the King at Duff's Brooklyn!	My Air band with Slipknot's Joey Jordison!
Me, Dimebag and Vinnie from Damageplan, and Jim Florentine, who's completely cabbaged! Looks like those Crown Royal shots are kicking in!	Mommy? Mommy! Please don't let them hurt me again!
After hanging out with Damageplan for too long, I decided to roll with a more wholesome crowd, Bob Saget! (Hey, he promised me a threesome with the Olsen Twins!)